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THE DIAGNOSTIC

Tell me where you are and I'll tell you what I see

Six fields. Less than two minutes. I read it myself — it doesn't die in an inbox and it doesn't get handed to a sales rep. Below the form: what happens when you hit send, and what is not going to happen.

The figure, before you type: your first quarter is at least $12,000 between fee and ad spend — the fee runs $2,000–3,500 a month, three-month minimum, and your ad spend, paid by you directly to Meta, doesn't go below $2,000 a month. I put it here so you can decide now whether to keep typing. The full sums are on the pricing page.

With country code: +44 7700 900000

Free diagnostic · I reply myself, and never later than 24 working hours · No obligation

What happens when you hit send

  1. I read it and look at your business. If you already sell, I open your website before answering: the product page, the price and the margin a realistic acquisition cost leaves.
  2. I reply on WhatsApp. Not an automatic welcome message: my answer to your case, written by me, within 24 working hours.
  3. One of two paths. If your case fits, I send you my calendar and we talk — the call is with me, not a sales rep. If it doesn't fit, I tell you in writing and I tell you why. No third option, and no chasing.

What is not going to happen

  • I don't call you unannounced. First contact is on WhatsApp and I'm the one writing.
  • No 45-minute sales presentation, no discount for closing today, no seats running out this afternoon.
  • The diagnostic is free, always, whether we're a fit or not. No small print behind the word free.

Who I can work with

Companies and registered sole traders. If you're not registered yet, I'll still read your form — but what you'll get is an honest answer about where you stand, not a proposal.